Einstein Enthusiasts Gifts

Welcome to the Team

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Caption contest"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

OM, SWEET OM

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Truth

I am one with stupid.

Friedrich Nietzsche

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'