Einstein Enthusiasts Pillows

'He hasn't made any progress with his theories recently, so he's been working on his resemblance to Einstein.'

Albert Einstein

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Welcome to the Team

'Einsteiners.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

"Caption contest"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

OM, SWEET OM

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Truth

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

I am one with stupid.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Albert Einstein and book

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.