Shoutout Enthusiasts Pillows

Welcome to the Team

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Shareholder's Meetings

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Thumbs Up Banker

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

The New York Review of Weather.

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

Orange America

Personalized Greetings

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Moses as a boy scout.

"No, I'm not working undercover, Timmy. School librarians are allowed to use public libraries."

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.

'High-fives and knuckle bumps are fine, but we draw the line at the hokey-pokey.'

"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"