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Welcome to the Team

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Shareholder's Meetings

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I have to take this call right now. Just go on across the street and text me so I'll know you made it okay.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Thumbs Up Banker

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

The New York Review of Weather.

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

If Ben Franklin had been granted his wish for our national symbol.

Orange America

Moses as a boy scout.

Personalized Greetings

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

Fear of success support group.

'High-fives and knuckle bumps are fine, but we draw the line at the hokey-pokey.'

"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.

'Sorry, Ferguson -- Scoutmasters don't have the AUTHORITY to perform weddings.'