Thank-you Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

Welcome to the Team

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"My dad ate my homework."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

Thumbs Up Banker

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

Sorry you're leaving.

'Look! A buy signal.'

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

"I blame management!"

Personalized Greetings

American Eagle inflates the White House using a Pump

Orange America

Memorial Day

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

Rare Books - Wanted: Anything pro-American.

Artist paints his thumb

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

'High-fives and knuckle bumps are fine, but we draw the line at the hokey-pokey.'

Throat Lozenges $5/box

'I got into this business to help people, not recognition, but a thanks or a friendly wave once in a while would be nice...'

The Eternal Optimist: Smiley Face grocery bag in the garbage, saying, 'Thank You'.

2021 blessings

"This year I resolve to be a better person inside and out."

"Ebert gives it a thumbs up."