Y'all Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Welcome to the Team

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I started a collection!"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

You're my Statue of Liberty

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Internet Name Tags.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I and my Blog'

'I'm going to need backup on two. 'The situation' is escalating.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"I can't believe we're doing this."

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'