Thought-provoking Enthusiasts Pillows

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

"Caption contest"

'The penguin is upset...'

X-RAY

'I inherited therefore I am'

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Wilhelm Dilthey

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

The New York Review of Weather.

Born into the 21st century.

"Surely I'm allowed an opinion!"

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

'We have good news and bad news. The good news is we've developed a credible spin for the bad news...'

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

"Not many swords in tonight..."

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'Let's loathe a little television.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'