Intellect Aficionados Pillows

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Not many swords in tonight..."

"Caption contest"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Ether Island

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Ghosts from around the world

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

George Santayana

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

John Banville

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

Scale indicates the value of books.

Spy reading secret service weekly.

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

'You don't want your son to learn Latin? Don't worry, he's already decided that for himself!'

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

"So, you're an existencilist?"

"And the tattered ghost of Ayn Rand gobbled up everything on Earth and fluttered home to roost in eternal darkness."

The tree of knowledge discovers that paper is made from wood.

The Demand