Knowledge Aficionados Pillows

Home-Schooling Small Talk...

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"And you need to know this why?"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"Caption contest"

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Gold versus Knowledge

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"Pavlov's Blog."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Doctors in Love.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'

'The company is losing millions and the press are asking questions. Gentlemen,we're looking for a scapegoat.'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Back to School

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.