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Home-Schooling Small Talk...

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"And you need to know this why?"

"Caption contest"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Gold versus Knowledge

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

George Santayana

"Pavlov's Blog."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Doctors in Love.

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

'The company is losing millions and the press are asking questions. Gentlemen,we're looking for a scapegoat.'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

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