Intelligence Aficionados Pillows

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

David Petraeus

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Caption contest"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Clandestine cows.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

A spy

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.