Insight Enthusiasts Pillows

"When I looked in the mirror this morning, Bill, I realized I no longer knew or respected the man I saw there. And after the initial shock wore off, it hit me: I CAN WORK WITH THIS!"

Al's punditry barn

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Caption contest"

"Office of quality assurance"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

X-RAY

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Excessive Paperwork

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

Your DNA is in the database.

John Banville

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Scale indicates the value of books.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Bank as a money tree

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."