Einstein Fan Pillows

'Einsteiners.'

Albert Einstein and book

'Penny for them, Albert.'

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.

Albert Einstein

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Escher exhibition first floor

"Elfis"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

Leonore from Fidelio

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

My child is a genius.

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

Raging Bull on Ice

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Einstein

Rock the boat

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Theory of Gravity