Einstein Pillows

'I'm afraid Luftenschmertz has gone round the bend - he's developing a conspiracy theory of relativity.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Albert Einstein

Lesbian civil partnership.

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Woman carries the world.

'Einsteiners.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Government a la Carte

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Wal-Mart Ruling

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Black and White: Segregation,

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

New York approves gay marriage.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

My child is a genius.