Einstein T-Shirts

Businesswoman Empowerment

Lesbian civil partnership.

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Woman carries the world.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Wal-Mart Ruling

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Black and White: Segregation,

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

New York approves gay marriage.

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

End of Affirmative Action