Einstein Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...

'He's so bright he scares me!'

'See! We can yes travel back in time!'

'Psst...e=mc?.'

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

Albert Einstein

Welcome to the Team

'Einsteiners.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

OM, SWEET OM

X-RAY

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Truth

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

I am one with stupid.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'