Einstein Enthusiast Mugs

'See! We can yes travel back in time!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Welcome to the Team

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

X-RAY

OM, SWEET OM

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Truth

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

I am one with stupid.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Friedrich Nietzsche

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'