Enlightenment Enthusiasts Mugs

Immanuel Kant

Celestial reading lamp.

"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."

If life is a river, what are we doing up here on top of the mountain?

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

'The first step in the meaning of life is cash only...'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Zenemies.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

How world war III started.