Young Einstein T-Shirts

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

Child as technical advisor

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Theory of Gravity

Beginning of the school year

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'