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For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

What else is there to wish for?

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Junior doctor kits.

Beginning of the school year

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

Always stick to the script.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'