Aspiring Einstein Gifts

For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Einsteiners.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

What else is there to wish for?

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Albert Einstein and book

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Junior doctor kits.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'Penny for them, Albert.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

'Psst...e=mc?.'

Beginning of the school year

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'