Future Einstein Gifts

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A Space Walk

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

New Year 2020

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

AI Summit

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

"Woah - remember humans?"

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

The Future

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."