Future Einstein Pillows

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'Einsteiners.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A Space Walk

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

New Year 2020

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

AI Summit

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Albert Einstein and book

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

"Woah - remember humans?"

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

The Future

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

'Penny for them, Albert.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'