Future Einsteins Pillows

Mathematics

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Beginning of the school year

"Who's there?"

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I'm sorry son, it won't ever be yours. I'm having myself cloned"

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"