Future Einsteins Pillows

Mathematics

Baby Piano

'Einsteiners.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Albert Einstein and book

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'Penny for them, Albert.'

"Who's there?"

'Psst...e=mc?.'

Beginning of the school year

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I'm sorry son, it won't ever be yours. I'm having myself cloned"

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"