Future Freud Pillows

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Ill next Thursday

Futuristic Teenagers.

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

New Year 2020

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Nostradamus.

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

Anatomy.

"Woah - remember humans?"

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

The Future

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."