Future Freud Pillows

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Artifishial Intelligence

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Ill next Thursday

Futuristic Teenagers.

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

New Year 2020

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

Nostradamus.

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

Anatomy.

"Woah - remember humans?"

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

The Future