Future Theorist Gifts

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."

"Welcome to the future"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

"One year closer to college!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Crap from the future.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Artifishial Intelligence

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Evolution.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Your Future Home.

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

World Production.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

The sea 2050.