Future Thinkers Gifts

The World's First Genetically Engineered Human Hits Adolescence

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"Designer babies! What will they think of next?"

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

New Year 2020

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

'Printing companies' in passenger seat of fast moving 'Technology' advertising for help in the driving department

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

I want the robots to win.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"I hope by the time I'm old enough to have kids, they'll be self-cleaning."

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one."

Is it wise to attach ourselves to nuclear energy?

"I'm an optimist. I'm convinced that everything is going to go to hell, but not for a while yet."

Maternity Ward - 'I wonder if he'll ever leave home...'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

'What's on your bucket list?'

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

'I'm delivering my newspapers, dad.'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'These are requesting to be unfrozen when healthcare costs are affordable.'

'...so now we have watched 'End of Suburbia' I would like you to turn to the person next to you and discuss how it made you feel, as some people may have found it a bit unsettling'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

Hey Darlene, have you ever sued anyone for libel? Not yet. But it is on my bucket list. I've scheduled if for January 19th, 2032. Right after "visit Machu Picchu" and right before "renovate and flip a house." I firmly believe in planning ahead. I've got everything mapped out. Go ahead, try me. March 1st, 2075. Reincarnate as a level-24 mature soul.

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."