Next Einstein Gifts

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

Albert Einstein

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Einsteiners.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Jack Gleeson

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

My child is a genius.

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Albert Einstein and book

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Einstein

"You're overthinking this."

Theory of Gravity

Beginning of the school year

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'Penny for them, Albert.'

'Psst...e=mc?.'

Law of Gravity Strictly Enforced.

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.

Scientist's Prove Einstein Theory of Gravitational Waves

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'