Little Einstein Gifts

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

My First Camera

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Jr. cloning kit

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Gracie's baby toys.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Happy Turkey Day!

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Children's Imagination

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Rocking Horse

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Junior Doctor.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

My child is a genius.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"You're overthinking this."