Baby Einsteins Gifts

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

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"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Baby Playing Violin

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Working from Home

My child is a genius.

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"You're overthinking this."

Beginning of the school year

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

Rocket priced prams.

Tony Weller and his grandson

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"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

'I'm afraid Luftenschmertz has gone round the bend - he's developing a conspiracy theory of relativity.'

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

Mathematics

Dinosaur Baby Delivery.

For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

"It amazes me how much I've achieved in such a short time."

Babies first steps.

Pregnancy Yoga

Science Fair.

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'

Child as technical advisor