Little Einstein Mugs

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

My First Camera

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Jr. cloning kit

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Gracie's baby toys.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Happy Turkey Day!

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Children's Imagination

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Rocking Horse

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Junior Doctor.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"You're overthinking this."

"Crayons again?"