Young Einstein Mugs

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

Child as technical advisor

Albert Einstein

'Einsteiners.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

My child is a genius.

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Albert Einstein and book

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Einstein

'Penny for them, Albert.'

Theory of Gravity

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'Psst...e=mc?.'