Young Mathematician Mugs

'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .'

Junior Accountant

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"So much for password protected."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.