Future Albert Einstein Mugs

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

Albert Einstein

'Einsteiners.'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

DACA

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Albert Einstein and book

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

Theory of Gravity

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Einstein

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

'Psst...e=mc?.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'