Future Albert Einstein Mugs

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

DACA

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

Theory of Gravity

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'