Little Astronaut Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The Victors

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Jr. cloning kit

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Garden.

"Where the wild things were."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Building a Shelter

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'I could eat you.'

School trip little porters.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I know it is of this earth...."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Children's Imagination