Little Astronaut Gifts

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The Victors

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Jr. cloning kit

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Garden.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Where the wild things were."

Building a Shelter

Boy pilot.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

School trip little porters.

'I could eat you.'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Children's Imagination

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."