Little Astronauts Gifts

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Garden.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"Where the wild things were."

Building a Shelter

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'I could eat you.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

School trip little porters.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Field Trip!

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Are we there yet?'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'