Mini Astronaut Gifts

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Bike Rides

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Boy pilot.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

A young positivist.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Are we there yet?'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Hello job security."