Mini Astronaut T-Shirts

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

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'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Boy pilot.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

A young positivist.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'Are we there yet?'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Space rocket hits a star...