Small Space Navigator T-Shirts

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"You are here"

Rowing machine on a river.

"Mush on."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

You are Here

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

unravelling your mind

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Conversation Starter Kit

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"We need to find more stable housing."

Star versus UFO...

'They've found life as we know it exists on other planets. Species all over the universe leave their car lights on and drain their batteries.'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Ross Perot was one of us.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'Your resume said you had experience related to astronomy - could you elaborate?' 'I've spent a lot of time staring into space.'

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'