Tiny Space Navigator T-Shirts

Mouse hole has a 3' clearance.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"You are here"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

You are Here

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

unravelling your mind

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Conversation Starter Kit

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Ross Perot was one of us.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'They've found life as we know it exists on other planets. Species all over the universe leave their car lights on and drain their batteries.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"We need to find more stable housing."

Star versus UFO...

'Your resume said you had experience related to astronomy - could you elaborate?' 'I've spent a lot of time staring into space.'

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'