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The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Child driving a toy car

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

There is No Planet C

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

A Space Walk

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"You are here"

'I need a jump!'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'Take me to your feeder,'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Intergalactic Travel Agency

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.