Small Space Driver T-Shirts

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

Child driving a toy car

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

Rocket and Witch Race

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

A Space Walk

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'I need a jump!'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"You are here"

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Recalculating!