Mini Physicist Gifts

'I know the earth is round - it says so in my text books - but who's kicking it around the sun?'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

A young positivist.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."