Mini Physicist Pillows

'I know the earth is round - it says so in my text books - but who's kicking it around the sun?'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

One!

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

A young positivist.

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."