Imaginary Astronaut Gifts

'I'm running away from home.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Boptimism

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

High-gravity baseball

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Marry me astronaut

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Not now, Oliver."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'