Amateur Astronaut Gifts

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Astronaut love

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

China Launches Lunar Rover

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Space rocket hits a star...

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Hello job security."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Becalmed yachts

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

Chaironaut

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.