Amateur Physicist Gifts

"You're right...the square ball and round hole does make it harder."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Girls in Science

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

Newton's Law and Order.

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Man rolling ball up a hill

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Galileo vs Aristotle

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Einstein

"Bear in mind, George, that even an experimental physicist must at times be reasonable."

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Center of Gravity - stay back.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'