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"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Astronaut love

'Are we there yet?'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

China Launches Lunar Rover

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Space rocket hits a star...

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

The first transatlantic communication.

"Hello job security."

Becalmed yachts

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Britain's first official astronaut.

Chaironaut

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'