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'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Becalmed yachts

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

More jets.

The aviation experts come out to play

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

Air Taxi

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

"When's the actual series?"

Graduation Day at Drone School

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

"My kind of course."

'I recommend that you stay indoors on windy days!'

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

Yellow Airplane

Butterflies see caterpillar hang gliding.

'I've worked it out. You should have turned left at Cairo.'

'He tries to fly all the time, but actually never gets airborne!'

Flying fish.

"Tell my mom my mistakes -- she does my work."

'Don't leave the cocoon until you learn all the lessons.'