Helicopter Pilot Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You know at some point we have to stop swaddling him, right?'

"Tell my mom my mistakes -- she does my work."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Birds Following Witch.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

A boy and his spin patrol.

Flight Socks.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Biker chopper shopper

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Coastguard

Basic economy

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.