Helicopter Pilot Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You know at some point we have to stop swaddling him, right?'

"Tell my mom my mistakes -- she does my work."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Birds Following Witch.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Flight Socks.

A boy and his spin patrol.

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Biker chopper shopper

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Basic economy

Coastguard

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."