Helicopter Pilot Dreams T-Shirts

My folks have always been big on safety in numbers.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Coastguard

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"They also mocked Galileo..."

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Air Taxi

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

Helicopter Rescues.

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

Coronavirus in New York

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

Fisherman Rescue

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

'Honey? Aren't we skydiving on June 18th?'

Helicopter as a clothes drier

Silhouettes