Amateur Pilot Gifts

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Becalmed yachts

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

The aviation experts come out to play

More jets.

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Air Taxi

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"When's the actual series?"

Graduation Day at Drone School

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

"My kind of course."

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

'I recommend that you stay indoors on windy days!'

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

Yellow Airplane

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

Butterflies see caterpillar hang gliding.

Flying fish.

'He tries to fly all the time, but actually never gets airborne!'

'I've worked it out. You should have turned left at Cairo.'

Why do you keep looking at your watch?

"Tell my mom my mistakes -- she does my work."

'Don't leave the cocoon until you learn all the lessons.'